Monday, June 8, 2009

The Kissing Chain Letter

Article 1: A Statement of Love-The Kiss
* 1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you.
* 2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends.
* 3. Kiss on the neck... I want you.
* 4. Kiss on the lips .I love you.
* 5. Kiss on the ears...I am just playing
* 6. Kiss anywhere else... lets not get carried away.
* 7. Look in your eyes... kiss me.
* 8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you.
* 9. Hands on your waist... I love you too much. To let go.

Article 2: The Three Steps
* 1. Girls: If any guy gets fresh with you slap him.
* 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you kiss her.
* 3. Guys and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is RUDE to STARE.

Article 3: The Commandments
*1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
* 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
* 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. **Remember** A peach is a peach. A
plum is a plum, and A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue, So open up your
mouth, And close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!

Now the consequences:

* If you break this chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. * If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!! Congratulations!!!

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